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Here is yet another list of good prank text messages

1.We will now upgrade your brain. Please wait…… Searching….. Searching……… Still searching………………

Oops Sorry. No brain found

2.Durex regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. PLEASE report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We do apologise for any inconvenience.

3.This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you

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Since the costs of sending text messages have plummeted down and withe the further option of sending prank text messages from your computers itself, Prank SMS’ing is a common feature and in this regards here is another list of SMS’s that you want to use to shoot down your victim.

1. Fact 1: It is impossible to touch your lower lip with your tounge.

   Fact 2:After reading this 99/100 idiots would give it a shot . 

   fact 3: 1 out of those 99 would care to press the down button to read this.

2. Brains arent everything. In your case they are nothing..

You still took the pain to scroll down and read this. Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.

3.From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmm…. 

U Vulgar Brat.. What were you thinking?.

I was just feeling out my new shoes

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Alright, here is yet another dose of Prank SMS’ meant to push the limits of your pals of your pals and enemies alike with your quick wit. Warning:- Do not try this on people without a sense of humor.

1. Yes God made you first, but there is always a draft copy before the final one.

2.When you feel that you are ignored, no body loves you, no body cares for you just remember that I am in the list of no body..

3.You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! 

Hold on a second, Cute implies: 
Creating 
Useless 
Troubles 
Everywhere..

I wasnt totally off the mark was I?.

Enjoy.!!

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Prank Text messaging can be a jolly good way to cut out a boring weekend afternoon . While a text message may not get you your instant shot of laughter, it certainly raises a few grins among you and your friends when you get a baffled response for your victim shortly.  Below mentioned are three excellent prank SMS’s that you can try out for leaving your victim wounded and feeling rather bemused.

1.How do you keep an idiot occupied?. SImple Press Down

Now Press up and keep doing this on and on till you attain self realisation.

2. How do you keep an idiot in supsense..?. Press down

Tell you later..Idiot!

3.Im a born killer. I kill for fun and I kill at a premium. But bcos ur my pal, I will kill you Free..

Try these out and watch bemused reaction to your Prank Sms float by.

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